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Old Oct 02, 2006, 05:56 PM // 17:56   #61
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I got the police to come in and take a teacher's computer and he "left for personal reasons" because he was looking at kid pr0n. There's a program out there called Ethereal, yeah, it lets you see what everyone is doing on your local network, and I showed it to the IT guy, and what do you know, the first time we run it, some creepy site names start showing up.
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Old Oct 02, 2006, 06:46 PM // 18:46   #62
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Got into a fight when i was in Elementary School. It was only play fighting but i end up ripping the guy's pants pocket. Didn't get in trouble for it either!
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Old Oct 02, 2006, 10:39 PM // 22:39   #63
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At lunch me and my buddies took the table and when the teacher wasn't looking, we moved it into the center of the room and yelled "10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1" and everyone looked and we just laughed.

Then we got yelled at

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Old Oct 04, 2006, 03:47 PM // 15:47   #64
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May seem childish, but everytime my english teacher came around to mark our desk, me and my friend always used to fit the word C-U-N-T into every sentence we used really loudly, just to deprive her of the will to live. Good times.
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Old Oct 05, 2006, 03:26 AM // 03:26   #65
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i pulled fire alarm again :X still fun as hell
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Old Oct 05, 2006, 03:38 PM // 15:38   #66
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Not something that was done, but something i heard. We asked some guy if he was going to a frat meeting. He said "It's not a frat, its a fraternity, you dont call your country a c-u-n- t." we lol'ed for atleast 5 minutes.
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Old May 27, 2009, 06:54 PM // 18:54   #67
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lol i remeber i was in year 9 we were all in the showers after PE it was cold shower so i get up and change the water so its hot and cold
lolz so funny lots of ppl screaming like little girls xD

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lol reserecting a dead thread pretty gd 1 imo

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Old May 28, 2009, 12:50 AM // 00:50   #68
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This... is from 2006

But it was amusing reading what I had posted. I didn't even remember those things.
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Old Jun 08, 2009, 06:35 AM // 06:35   #69
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Install guild wars on the school pc's, and get my school login account banned.

Good olde days when i was addicted...

woa old thread.
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Old Jun 08, 2009, 07:59 AM // 07:59   #70
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Pretty sure changing all the music on the database in the labs to Spice Girls greatest hits was pretty epic... but ya know...

Who permitted thread necromancy??
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Old Jun 08, 2009, 01:20 PM // 13:20   #71
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Took a crayfish from biology (preserved for dissecting)
Put in German teahers room, sadly was not there when she found it in her podium
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Old Jun 08, 2009, 04:11 PM // 16:11   #72
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haha! These are all great!

Keep them coming, I hope we can "res" this thread
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Old Jun 09, 2009, 06:13 AM // 06:13   #73
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The funniest thing I've ever done in school have to be making all the substitute teachers cry. One of them refuse to come to our class for 2 weeks.

Thinking back now, its not funny at all, just pure evil
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Old Jun 09, 2009, 07:18 AM // 07:18   #74
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Crashed the school network, by unplugging a random Ethernet cable. It was pretty epic.

Like is that really supposed to happen? >.>
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Old Jun 09, 2009, 10:42 AM // 10:42   #75
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A couple of years ago, some guys managed to drive their cars into the gym without anyone realising. My class turn up for phys ed and had a good laugh.
There has been a chain over the years of students hacking the school network, then telling people other peoples passwords, changing admin privilages etc, etc.

Funniest thing I have done was when the school had a thing going to try and stop people using anonimisers/proxies to get to blocked sites. I personally never used them, but I made myself a background saying "Hi anybody using AB Control, I LOVE PROXIES!!!" (AB Control is a program that allows the viewing of what people are doing on the school PC's) A few of my friends found it funny aswell, and added it as their desktop background, after 20 minutes, we find our computers shutting down, and as we attempt to log back on, we find out we have all been banned from the school network.
Managed to get unbanned from one of the hackers mentioned earlier, and now use my laptop, so no more AB Control.
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Old Jun 09, 2009, 03:48 PM // 15:48   #76
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Sneaked in an full metal gas AAirsoft pistol while cops were patroling the

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Brought 2 2 liter bottles of wodka and jack daniels to school and drank with

swimming team

Got my speedos pulled of during swimming team practice, got hit on a head

with a board during practice

Pushed my ciach in the swimming pool with his selfone and ipod =(...he was

laughing to hard top give a shit

anythign else.im forgeting

Oh Yeah entire swimming team shaved their heads and feet and arms before borough finals

1st in brooklyn second in city =) ( Will not discloclse the name of the school or team)
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Old Jun 10, 2009, 02:54 AM // 02:54   #77
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while the teacher was walking out i did a long silent fart, it was a very foul smell worse i've ever witnessed lol, he came back in and nobody knew it was me so we blamed the teacher, lol he was very confused and disgusted by the smell
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Old Jun 10, 2009, 05:15 AM // 05:15   #78
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Brought 2 2 liter bottles of wodka and jack daniels to school and drank with
Im curious to find out where 10 year olds get alchohol from. Anyone who can legaly buy alchohol has far better grammar and spelling than that.
Also, anyone who is tall enough to reach their parents drink cabinet should be able to type/spell/punctuate better than that.

Offtopic, but this forum needs some kind of auto grammar/spelling fixer system, im not a grammar nerd, but i would like to be able to read a sentance clearly without having to look twice at a word.
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Old Jun 10, 2009, 05:42 PM // 17:42   #79
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We had "Secret Santas" in German class, mind you a 9 person class.

I decided that it would be very comical to take pork fat and condoms and package them up nicely as a gift.

Little did I know that two of my buddies decided on similar courses of action, with ballpark franks, old bacon, a sock, and plastic baggies, respectively.

The creepy thing is that we all did this independently.

It was an amazing day.
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Old Jun 10, 2009, 06:23 PM // 18:23   #80
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threw an orange to the head of one teacher. she went to doctor next day...
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